Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Have Humanoid Robots Next Year, And That’ll Definitely Happen

Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Have Humanoid Robots Next Year, And That’ll Definitely Happen

Tesla CEO Elon Musk is no stranger to making bold promises with little follow through, but maybe this time will be different. He just posted on his social media site X that Tesla will have humanoid robots in “low production” for the automaker’s internal use sometime next year. Then, they’ll “hopefully” be rolled out to … Read more

Elon Musk Is Mad About Reporting On Robots Injuring His Workers, And He Has A Point

Elon Musk Is Mad About Reporting On Robots Injuring His Workers, And He Has A Point

Elon Musk is big mad at a report that kind of sort of implied that one of his favorite robots attacked one of his employees at Tesla’s Austin, Texas factory two years ago. The report never actually said it was one of his shiny (fuckable?) Optimus friends, but it didn’t exactly highlight that it was … Read more

Tesla’s Second-Generation Robot Can Do So Many Useful Things Like Rotate Eggs And Replace The Company’s Factory Workers

Tesla’s Second-Generation Robot Can Do So Many Useful Things Like Rotate Eggs And Replace The Company’s Factory Workers

Tesla’s second-gen Optimus robot is the biggest news in tech since Mark Zuckerberg grew legs in the Metaverse. Elon Musk claims this robot will eventually account for the “majority of Tesla’s long-term value.” Considering where Tesla was with the robot at its AI day last year, Optimus has made big steps forward, as the new … Read more